Alt + Ctlr + reblog sign(double click)
I’m honestly cracking up, and my mum is looking at me like I’m more deranged than usual.
I CAN’T FAUCKIGN BREATHE

Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.
all the notes. holy crap.
at first the reblog button didn’t work for me, i was like FUCK FUCK FUCK but then it worked.lol.
It worked immediately. I’M HARRY FREAKIN POTTER!
Heheh<3
…looks like i got the magic in me. >:)
HA! FINALLY! after the 73902356504600th try! ;)
look @ me now.
fuck yeaahhhhh first time
VIVA LA MAGICAL REVOLUTION!!!
I’m the boss.
OH THANK GOD.
My birthday is July 31 bitches.
first try mothafucka
A QUICK LESSON ON CROPS AND WHIPS FROM YOUR FAVOURITE HORSE RIDER
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
THIS IS A CROP
IT DOES NOT MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE
IT CAN LEAVE BRUISING BUT WILL NOT CUT YOUR SKIN
THIS IS A WHIP
IT DOES MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE
IT PROBABLY WON’T LEAVE BRUISING BUT CAN CUT YOUR SKIN
NOW GO FORTH AND WRITE ACCURATE PORN
I JUST SPAT CRANBERRY JUICE ALL OVER MY HOMEWORK AND DESK BECUASE OF THE END OF THAT.
As a Domme I can attest to this. I favour the crop for speed and stamina, but the whip for the sound. My sub is still healing from his first encounter with a whip. (not from me)

If I had been working on the design team of Robin Hood. I would have done something like this

thecellistraisedfromperdition:
JFC NICHOLAS HOULT IS BRITISH TOO GOD DAMN IT
I’VE ACTUALLY SIGNED MY LIFE AWAY TO MEN WHO ARE NOT AMERICAN.
(Aussie beef, not british)
AND ALL THEY DO IS SMILE BACK.
Hnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggguuuuuuhhhh

Guy of Gisbourne is 50% black leather, 25% swag, 12.5% smirk and 12.5% hair flicks.













